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The El Gringo Story
Hola Amigos! Gringo aqui. So you wan my story, eh? Well, you see, I used to live in Enseņada, Mexico...more
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Glad you asked. "De-shedding" is a term coined right here at Transformation Pet Center to refer to the process of ridding the coat of excess dead hair...more


No, it's not something we do on weekends to earn extra money. It is a very specialized and ancient grooming technique...more


Barbara Bird is an educator as well as a practitioner. She has written and given seminars for pet groomers in the U.S. as well as the U.K. Her topics include: Cat Grooming, Customer Relations, Groomer Survival, Chemistry for Groomers and Home Grooming. Private lessons are available for professionals and pet owners who wish to groom their own.
The Writings of

The Theeng
Mouse Report (AKA Meece Report) - Mamacita's Version
Mouse Report (AKA Meece Report) - El Gringo's Version
The Story of El Gringo

The Theeng

Hola Amigos! I wan to share with jou about the excitement I had Saturday night when THE THEENG came into our house. Jou see, mi mamacita came home from work berry tired (the poor woman, she works too hard at thees grooming she does) and she fell asleep on the bed with the lights still on in the kitchen. I always sleep next to Mamacita on the bed because it ees my rightful place beside the Goddess. Our chow chow, ShebaLu , she sleeps near the front door on the kitchen tile because it ees more cool for her there and she can bark at everything in the front of the house, especially when the tenants that live in the other part of the house come and go. She always woofles at them, so I don pay much attention to her.

Saturday night, in the meedle of the night, ShebaLu started barking different. "Look! Look!" she barked. She sounded berry worried, so I got up and went to see. On the kitchen floor, I saw it. Eet was THE THEENG. It was crawling on the floor and it was UGLY and BIG. "Stop! Stop!", I barked. I did not want theese theeng to go into the bedroom and hurt Our Lady. Amigos, it was fearless. It was not afraid of anything, I jumped at it even, and it did not stop. I shouted and shouted until the mamacita woke up. She knows I never bark unless there is real danger.

Just as She got up and came to the kitchen, THE THEENG slipped under the refrigerator. Then I saw the OTHER THEENG, which was about the same size and also ugly. I continued to shout, "GET OUT OF HERE YOU THEENG." Mamacita, the Goddess, came out and looked. "What is that?" she asked. "KILL IT!", I shouted. I jumped at eet, and nothing happened. This second theeng was also fearless. She stared at the theeng for a minute and then she got her glasses to get a better look. I thought she should put on her shoes, but she was very brave in her bare feet. She looked again at the second theeng.

"Gringo, Honey (she calls me 'Honey'), this is nothing but a fur ball from ShebaLu." "You are so cute, my brave little boy. Thank you for protecting me from the vicious fur ball." She picked the theeng up and put it in the trash. Then she laughed and hugged me. Ay, Amigos, I was not amuzed. So I made a leedle mistaken identification on that one, I knew there was still danger and I would not go back to bed with Mamacita. I continued to bark at the refrigerator. Now she got angry with me. "You stop that barking and come to bed," she said as she returned to the kitchen. Just then THE THEENG crawled out to the floor in full view. "EEEK!" screamed The Woman-I-Love. "That's the biggest beetle I have ever seen!" "KILL IT" she yelled, "YOU KEEL IT!" I shouted back. My Brave Woman grabbed a big wad of paper towels and grabbed up THE THEENG and flung it out the front door. The front porch cats were delighted. They are ready to hunt even in the meedle of the night.

Amigos, I tell jou, I still could not go back to bed, I was so exhausted from the battle. I had to lie on the cool tile for maybe a whole hour to stop breathing so fast. Thees was a family event. Muchas gracias to our Chow Chow for alerting me, El Gringo, to the danger so I could protect Our Lady from the dangerous beetle theeng. And thees woman, she is like Xena the Warrior Princess, picking that THEENG up with only a few hundred paper towels. What a night!

El Gringo de Tucson

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Schnauzers were the first breed I learned to groom. They often come in pairs. When they live together, they start to look alike. This is either Heidi or Schatzie Grace in a short pet trim.
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Puppies like little Yeti are given exxxtra special care and a loving beginning to the grooming part of life. Our emphasis is on getting acquainted with the groomer and the procedures. It is really best when puppies come for their first grooming around 12-16 weeks old. This is the best time for all socialization to occur. A special puppy session will last only an hour or two at the most.

For pet owners or professional groomers who wish to advance their skills. Lessons include - Better Bichons, More Style for Terriers, Customizing a mixed breed style, The Miniature Schnauzer examined, Techniques of Hand Stripping. Fees range from $60-100 per session.
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